Tabloid Thursday. Jersey Shore parties here:
It looks like we’ve got a “Situation” here. This dude was trying to sell me on taking a picture of his shirt. Now, it’s not that I don’t appreciate men’s fashion, but you dudes gotta work a bit harder to get my attention – a t-shirt with a lizard on it isn’t going to do it.

All that aside, “The Situation” up there found a way to get me to take his picture – Show me your abs! And they were definitely worth the film – er, the 3.4 MB on my memory card. Do you think you have a better situation going on? Come too out on Thursday night and PROVE IT to me and the camera!

If you can't show me abs, we'll take hairy man boobs

Just remember there’s a difference between famous and infamous. Speaking of which, where’s Waldo?

Apparently he blew off the whole “catch me if you can” game and decided to get down at Van Gogh’s Ear.

Enough with the chaps (unless they’re leather and worn with nothing but a thong).

The ladies certainly know how to work the camera lens:

Stripes have been a recurring theme at Tabloid Thursdays. Take it a step further next week: Go Lady Gaga in the “Telephone” video – a vinyl striped prison inmate dress will get you tons of attention. And I guarantee that I will make you famous if you wear coke cans in your hair like rollers!

The girl in the white was wearing some sweet over-the-knee boots.

Autumn’s here, it’s time for your sexy dominatrix boots ladies!

I want to see more of this in the future!

Ladies, come to Tabloid Thursday and show me your shoes. I have an uncontrollable shoe fetish – the higher the better, the crazier the better.
And when you’re feeling the beat and you just can’t take the heels anymore, don’t be afraid to go barefoot:

We know you’re feeling it when the shoes come off. And don’t forget about the stripper pole:

I know these pictures look blurry. I had my beer goggle lens on the camera. This is what you’ll be seeing after a couple $2.50 jägerbomb! This pole was built for crazy, dirty, irresponsible grinding. I want to see you ladies bringing it next week!