The thing about style is that it has nothing to do with what brand you wear, or what trend you’re rocking; there’s a huge difference between “trendy” and “stylish”.

It has all and everything to do with attitude.

You can rock anything you want if you have the confidence, hence why this guy can get away with a super classy painted-on tie.

Here’s some highlights of what I saw:

(left to right, top to bottom) Cute polkadots; retro-inspired Marilyn Monroe blue dress; floral is big right now, and that girl rocked it beautifully; straw hat dude represents the Guelph farmer population; crazy sleeves; shiny dresses and jean jackets; dude in a Hendrix shirt rocking the Hendrix fro - love it.

Kanye West Glasses

These things were all over the place! If Kanye West can’t accept the fact that he will never be invited to another award show ever again, he can rest assured that his influence over ridiculous eyewear will live on forever, only to be possibly rivaled by Lady Gaga.

There’s a reason it takes stones to wear these. It takes guts to rock a pair of glasses that are not only this bold, but also possibly sight obstructing. How do people not run into stuff in the bar while wearing these? Dangerous fashion, pepole! (And I will also point out that by wearing these, you are not declaring Kanye love, but Cory Hart love because you’re wearing sunglasses as night. I’m just saying.)

The first girl I came across wore them in gold; the second were worn by a dude who was rocking them in hot pink (as a side note, I developed a girl crush on the girl in the middle; she totally owned her style and rocked a half-shaved, half-bleached hairstyle); and the final were a pair in white worn by a dude who also wore one of my favourite shirts of the nights: a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt. He told me that if he were Ninja Turtle, he would be Leonardo (who, of course, was the unofficial leader in the cartoon). If this is true, however, shouldn’t his Kanye glasses be blue? I think so.

My night didn’t end without more celebrity drama; what’s the best way for a starlet to get publicity? Have a paparazzo catch of shot of your pantyless junk as you step out of a car, of course! While I didn’t come across any ladies classy enough to take on that challenge, I did come across a dude who felt quite passionately about having his junk photographed. I had to appreciate his attempt to channel the Lindsay’s and Britney’s of the world – but should I do it?

See the look of horror on my face? It’s because I actually did take a picture of his junk. I am not a better person because of it. And I doubt that he is either, but here’s hoping I can try and get him a little fame. Cheers to the random take a picture of my junk dude!